Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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