Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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