Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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