Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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