If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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its like you know when i get waxed
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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