I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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