you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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