We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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