spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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