I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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