Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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