the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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