life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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