why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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