Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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