I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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