Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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