ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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