I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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