And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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