So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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