For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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