My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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