She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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