Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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