All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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