I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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