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(516): View more from New York

i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk

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(607): View more from New York

Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.

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(561): View more from Florida

I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i should start naming my morning wood

(201): View more from New Jersey

great idea but wrong number

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(619): View more from California

she peed on how many people?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.

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(226): View more from Ontario

We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom

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(510): View more from California

How is your new roommate working out

(415): View more from California

We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.

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