She's JV to your varsity
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I FOUND THE LEGS
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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