Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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