Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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