Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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It's never too late to be topless.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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