It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
