Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hippo gnu deer
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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