It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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