I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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