At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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