I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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