guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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