How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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