so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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