your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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