Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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