For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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