Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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