Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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