Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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