what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm really busy with my period
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