i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
