that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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