I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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