We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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