He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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