And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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