so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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