You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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