Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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